Date: Saturday, 4/10/2024
Subject: Garry Simek learns new position
Garry Simek has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Catcher.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 4/29/2024
Subject: Reynoso Rosales is sick...
Diagnosis: Stomach Flu.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2024
Subject: Progress of Dennis Trevino
Dear Sir,
Dennis Trevino has an ERA of 3.68 at A Macon Woopie!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2024
Subject: Status of Chico Waymire
Dear Sir,
Chico Waymire isn't hitting the ball at all at AA New Delhi Sammich!
He has an AVG of .182, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2024
Subject: Status of Andrew Jackson
Dear Sir,
Andrew Jackson isn't hitting the ball at all at AA New Delhi Sammich!
He has an AVG of .181, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2024
Subject: Progress of Anastacio Eribo
Dear Sir,
Anastacio Eribo has nothing more to prove at AA New Delhi Sammich!
He has an AVG of .315 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/3/2024
Subject: Status of Garry Simek
Dear Sir,
Garry Simek has an AVG of .192 at AA New Delhi Sammich!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/5/2024
Subject: Status of Deshaun Beagle
Dear Sir,
Deshaun Beagle isn't hitting the ball at all at AA New Delhi Sammich!
He has an AVG of .245, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/6/2024
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Jeff Smiley
Date: Friday, 5/7/2024
Subject: Progress of Larry Speight
Dear Sir,
Larry Speight has an ERA of 2.76 at A Macon Woopie!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/7/2024
Subject: Progress of John Osuna
Dear Sir,
John Osuna has nothing more to prove at AA New Delhi Sammich!
He has an ERA of 2.51 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/11/2024
Subject: Status of John Roesch
Dear Sir,
John Roesch seems overmatched at AA New Delhi Sammich!
He has an ERA of 5.63 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/15/2024
Subject: Progress of Aldo Pineda
Dear Sir,
Aldo Pineda is doing pretty good at A Macon Woopie!
He has an ERA of 2.85, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/16/2024
Subject: Progress of Demarcus Arocha
Dear Sir,
Demarcus Arocha has nothing more to prove at AA New Delhi Sammich!
He has an ERA of 3.38 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/18/2024
Subject: Progress of Shakiru Hirotsugu
Dear Sir,
Shakiru Hirotsugu is doing pretty good at A Macon Woopie!
He has an ERA of 3.38, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/19/2024
Subject: Progress of Mario Ahedo
Dear Sir,
Mario Ahedo has an ERA of 3.39 at AA New Delhi Sammich!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/19/2024
Subject: Progress of Howy Scully
Dear Sir,
Howy Scully is hitting the ball well at AA New Delhi Sammich!
He has an AVG of .298, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/20/2024
Subject: Progress of Dave Perez
Dear Sir,
Dave Perez has an ERA of 1.71 at A Macon Woopie!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/25/2024
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/25/2024
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Javy Blazquez
Date: Tuesday, 5/25/2024
Subject: Progress of Matthew Ayer
Dear Sir,
Matthew Ayer has nothing more to prove at AA New Delhi Sammich!
He has an ERA of 3.68 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/26/2024
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Tom Burns
Date: Sunday, 5/30/2024
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Brooks Lopez
Date: Sunday, 5/30/2024
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Rafael Rodriguez
Date: Saturday, 6/5/2024
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Ozzie Queener
Date: Sunday, 6/6/2024
Subject: Status of Christopher Giusti
Dear Sir,
Christopher Giusti has an AVG of .248 at AA New Delhi Sammich!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/12/2024
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Gary Nemec
Date: Monday, 6/14/2024
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Ken Hernandez
Date: Tuesday, 6/29/2024
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/2/2024
Subject: Status of Lydon Czotter
Dear Sir,
Lydon Czotter seems overmatched at AA New Delhi Sammich!
He has an ERA of 5.32 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 7/24/2024
Subject: Progress of Carl Linn
Dear Sir,
Carl Linn has nothing more to prove at AA New Delhi Sammich!
He has an ERA of 3.04 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 7/30/2024
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Bill Buggs
Date: Saturday, 7/31/2024
Subject: Javy Blazquez healing process
Javy Blazquez is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 7/31/2024
Subject: Progress of Maxie Ocasio
Dear Sir,
Maxie Ocasio has an ERA of 3.92 at AA New Delhi Sammich!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/3/2024
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Mel Crawford
Date: Sunday, 8/8/2024
Subject: Deshaun Beagle learns new position
Deshaun Beagle has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "10" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 8/11/2024
Subject: John Throop learns new position
John Throop has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "6" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 8/22/2024
Subject: Bill Buggs healing process
Bill Buggs is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 8/30/2024
Subject: Greg Arzola learns new position
Greg Arzola has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 8/31/2024
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 9/3/2024
Subject: Gary Nemec injured
Hello Manager,
he had a little fight in a bar, and got knocked out.
Diagnosis: Broken Nose.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 9/9/2024
Subject: Pep Zeringue
Pep Zeringue is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 9/10/2024
Subject: Javy Blazquez
Javy Blazquez is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 9/17/2024
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Bob Murdock
Date: Tuesday, 9/21/2024
Subject: Progress of Reese Jarman
Dear Sir,
Reese Jarman has nothing more to prove at A Macon Woopie!
He has an AVG of .298 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 9/30/2024
Subject: Leiby Valero
Leiby Valero is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 10/14/2024
Subject: Jonathon Hinton healing process
Jonathon Hinton is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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